Let´s start this NEW YEAR with a good laugh ! Enjoy!

About dumb (stupid ) men...

• Did you hear about the dumb man who stopped another man from beating a donkey?

It was a case of brotherly love. :-)

• Did you hear about the dumb man who went to a mind reader?

She only charged him half price. :-)

• Do you know what the dumb man said when asked to spell MISSISSIPI ?

The state or the river ? :-)

• Did you hear what the elephant said to the naked dumb man?

It looks fine but can it pick up peannuts? :-)

                                               About blond women...

• What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it is mine ? :-)

• Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side. :-)

• How does a blonde kill a bird?

She throws it of a cliff!