Grant me the serenity to accept
the homeworks I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those I had to kill today
because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful
of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the feet
I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at school …
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday
And help me to remember …
when I am having a bad day and
it seems that the teachers are trying to wind me up,
it takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile and only 4
to extend my arm and smack
someone in the mouth.
no,no,no
Sorry, I meant to say
only 4 muscles to nod my head and agree to do my assignment!
Isn't it funny? So,are you going to follow this advice ,or what?
