Two mice in a mouse hole hear a cat approaching.
They hear “miaow, miaow, miaow”.
Then... an angry “woof, woof, woof”.
Then... silence.
Cautiously the mice pop their heads out of the hole, and...
The cat gets them and eats them saying:
“I always knew it would come in useful knowing a second language.” They hear “miaow, miaow, miaow”.
Then... an angry “woof, woof, woof”.
Then... silence.
Cautiously the mice pop their heads out of the hole, and...
The cat gets them and eats them saying:
I remember you telling us that joke lst year. It is still funny.
ResponderEliminarNevertheles we were only allowed to speak eiher English or Chinese in the classroom, so a second language is really necessary LOL.
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António Pedro (former 12th F- AP)
this is a inteligent cat
ResponderEliminarThe cat is very inteligent and smart!
ResponderEliminarBeatriz Teixeira nº5 7ºD
What a smart cat ! LOL
ResponderEliminarCatarina 7D
the cat is very inteligent
ResponderEliminarThe teacher has an anecdote here:
ResponderEliminarone English, one Portuguese, one Chinese and a Jew sit on a coffee table and send four coffees come.
Coincidentally, all the cafes have a fly inside.
The Englishman takes the fly and returns the coffee.
The Portuguese take the fly and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese take the fly, drink coffee and eat the fly.
The Jew takes the fly, drink coffee and sells to fly to the Chinese.
Mariana Leocádio 7ºD
The cat is very nice and smart.
ResponderEliminarI likrd the joke!
LOL!!!!!!
Bernardo Sousa 8ºD :)
Hi, Mariana Leocádio,
ResponderEliminarlet me see if I understood the joke:
an Englishman, a Portuguese girl, a Chinese boy and a Jew are sitting in a pub and order four hot cups of coffee.
Coincidentally, all the cups of coffee had a fly inside.
The Englishman removes the fly from the cup and sends the cup back.
The Portuguese girl removes the fly from the cup and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese boy removes the fly from the cup , drinks the coffee and eats the fly.
The Jewish person takes the fly out, drinks the coffee and sells the fly to the Chinese.
yes, it is really funny :-) Thank you for sharing!
The teacher
I loved this joke, it's very funny.
ResponderEliminarAndreia Sousa, 12ºL
AHAHA very nice joke
ResponderEliminarthe cat win
anything
ResponderEliminarMariana Leocádio 7ºD
Hi,
ResponderEliminarYou are welcome - de nada :-)
the teacher
LOL
ResponderEliminarMariana Leocádio 7ºD
This cat is very inteligent!LOL!
ResponderEliminarDiogo Santos nº10 7ºD
Everybody should learn a second language. It is important, isn´t It?
ResponderEliminarThe teacher
i know a lot of jokes but just in portuguese
ResponderEliminarBruno Soares 7ºD
Hi Bruno,
ResponderEliminartry one in English. A small one, why don´t you?
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A fish goes against the other, he says:
ResponderEliminar- Hey! Move on, yes?
- Sorry ... I was with water in the eyes ...
Do you know why the water was prey?
Beacuse she kills the seat.
i try teacher
LOL
Bruno soares 7ºD
Hi Bruno,
ResponderEliminaryou have to try it again because the translation you made for the second joke doesn´t make sense. Give it another try.
The teacher